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幸识老太太——点滴录 呀呀 2003-11-21 08:21


老太太，女，陕西人氏，虽年过二八芳龄已多年，且漂泊转战多地，仍貌美如花，智勇双全。自俩人相识于水火后，惺惺相惜。
识遇佳人如同品茗，与老太太识之愈久而弥笃。幸有缘记录点滴其逸事，以供垂垂老矣时翻看微笑之。
人说女人四十一枝花，那么老太太无疑还是个大花骨朵儿。发似乌云，齿如贝灿，倩笑如歌，细语轻风。可我刚认识她时，却极尽深沉之状，而且慢得生命无法承受。如果说好她找我七点吃晚饭，我把日程排到七点五十没问题。唯独在吃完饭结账时她粉拳横出，方显关中女子之豪气。
老太太信奉破家值万贯的持家之道。都知道女孩的家当多,这一点在我家老太太身上体现尤为明显。老太太的CD坚决买正版，可她买CD的价格能气得偶哇哇得叫；老太太体贴人，她知我属鸭子嘴硬，她平时不见我会想我，想我时会发短信、打电话，使我在河流中漂泊的日子不那么孤独与凄凉。不左不右的在人海中慢慢的走，走向阳光灿烂的日子。
总而言之言而总之，老太太有的好些优点她都有，现在年轻人有的不足她倒是很鲜见。一句话，像个老太太，值得学习。

后附老太太语录：
1、一晚，老太太忽问：怎么新买的牙刷这么小？不解，遂翻看包装昭昭上书“12岁以下适用”，我不禁莞尔。她长叹“返老还童了”。
2、你每天帅哥乎帅哥呀不离口，我只恨前世没有多托福转世成男孩子。：））））
3、——“志愿者？我不会做什么呀？”
（——“那，那你可以被志愿吧？！”）
“——我每天需要有人为我做饭、买菜、洗衣服……”
“——%……￥#•—*—”
正写着，她跑来问我有没有看见她的杯子，我说没有，等几天就找出来了。她断言：肯定是你为了整洁收拾到什么地方去了。我说不许诬陷，否则将这段写进去。于是今天的尾笔就是这个样子。嘿嘿！

To be continued.

下期预告：
一、老头子做事总是对的——记老太太与其BF的逸事。
要做天下最幸福的眷侣。
二、老太太语录（继）
买票参见老太太。




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回复1: hehe    阳光小麦 2003-11-21 12:57

都有BF了，谁会参观！ 谁会买你的票！



回复2: 期待续集的推出    梦想 2003-11-21 13:24

小麦的思想不纯哦~~~
那天晚上我去找你玩呀，你什么时候有时间？电联


回复3: mengxiang    阳光小麦 2003-11-21 14:28

阳光谁能比我纯啊？

BTW,行啊， 听听你的梦想理念！


回复4: ：）    清香 2003-11-22 11:23

：））


回复5: 想来    红太阳 2003-11-23 23:46

想来慢与不慢不是老太太之为老太太的原因，嘴上总挂着“老头子做事总是对的”才是老太太大名的由来吧？等着第二集

HongTaiYang


回复6: 老太太语录    呀呀 2003-11-24 09:07

上周五归家，呼之不来FB的老太太不急不慢的问：“这个活动就是你本周的KEEP FAT计划的一部分嘛？！”

啊无地自容三分钟……



回复7: 昨天老太太读给我一首诗又看了一片子湿意浓啊    呀呀 2003-11-24 09:12

A poem------IF I KNEW


This has been dept alive and moving since 9/11.In memory of all those who perished this morning; the passengers and the pilots on the United Air and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystandders. Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased.
This poem is as follows:

IF I KNEW
If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time I’d hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would videotape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time I would spare an extra minute to stop and say”I love you” instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day,
Well I’m sure you’ll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there’s always tomorrow to make up for an oversight,
And we always get a second chance to make everything just right.
There will always be another day to say “I love you”
And certainly there’s another chance to say “Anything I can dl?”

But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get,
I’d like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget.
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you let the chance to hold your loved one tight.

So if you’re waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you`ll surely regret the day
That you didn’t take extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
And you were too busy to grant someone what turned out to be their one last wish.

So hold your loved ones close today, and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them and that you’ll always hold them dear.
Take time to say, “I’m sorry”,” Please forgive me”,” Thank you” or “It’s okay.”
And if tomorrow never comes, you`ll have no regrets about today.


湿意生活写意生活啊